{"product_id":"funny-santa-butt-tissue-box","title":"✨🎁Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box Holder – Cheeky Christmas Decor \u0026 Gag Gift","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n\/* =========================================\n   FUNNY SANTA TISSUE BOX\n   Christmas Red · Pine Green · Warm Cream\n========================================= *\/\n\n.santa-tissue-page,\n.santa-tissue-page * {\n  box-sizing: border-box;\n}\n\n.santa-tissue-page {\n  --santa-red: #a32935;\n  --santa-red-dark: #76202a;\n  --pine-green: #285b48;\n  --pine-deep: #183e32;\n  --warm-gold: #d7ad65;\n  --cream: #fffaf0;\n  --paper: #ffffff;\n  --body-text: #514c47;\n  --muted: #756c64;\n  --line: #eadfd0;\n\n  width: 100%;\n  max-width: 850px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  padding: 12px;\n  color: var(--body-text);\n  background:\n    radial-gradient(\n      circle at 0% 3%,\n      rgba(163,41,53,.12),\n      transparent 27%\n    ),\n    radial-gradient(\n      circle at 100% 18%,\n      rgba(40,91,72,.12),\n      transparent 28%\n    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.santa-tissue-page img {\n    margin-top: 13px;\n    border-radius: 10px;\n  }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"santa-tissue-page\" lang=\"en\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"santa-hero\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"santa-badge\"\u003e🎄 A CHEEKY CHRISTMAS GAG GIFT\u003c\/span\u003e\n\n    \u003ch1\u003e\n      Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box\n    \u003c\/h1\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Ready to give your Christmas decorations a cheeky twist? 🎅\n      This face-down Santa turns an everyday tissue box into a\n      \u003cstrong\u003efestive conversation starter\u003c\/strong\u003e, with tissues\n      dispensing from his behind for a surprise that is anything but ordinary.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564279620567041.webp\" alt=\"\" loading=\"eager\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- FEATURE 1 --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"santa-feature\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003e🎄 A Cheeky Take on Santa\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      A familiar red outfit, Santa hat and exaggerated backside give this\n      reclining character his unmistakable look. The\n      \u003cstrong\u003eplayful Santa design\u003c\/strong\u003e brings a little mischief\n      to your holiday display without needing an elaborate setup.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564279872225281.webp\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- FEATURE 2 --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"santa-feature\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003e😂 A Punchline with Every Tissue\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Tissues pull from Santa’s rear, making the dispensing point part\n      of the joke. It is a \u003cstrong\u003efun twist on tissue access\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      for anyone who prefers their Christmas decor with a sense of humor.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280140660737.webp\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- FEATURE 3 --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"santa-feature\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003e🚗 Christmas Cheer for Your Car\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Bring some holiday personality along for the ride by placing Santa\n      in a suitable spot, such as a center armrest or seat, when space allows.\n      Keep him clear of controls, seat belts and visibility so the\n      \u003cstrong\u003efestive car accent\u003c\/strong\u003e stays out of the way.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280375541761.webp\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- FEATURE 4 --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"santa-feature\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003e🏠 Everyday Use, Holiday Personality\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      From a living room to an office or desk, Santa gives ordinary tissues\n      a place in your seasonal decor. Combining\n      \u003cstrong\u003edecoration and tissue dispensing\u003c\/strong\u003e, he offers more\n      everyday purpose than a display-only ornament.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280627200001.webp\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- FEATURE 5 --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"santa-feature\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003e🎁 A Gift for the Prankster\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Looking for something less predictable for Secret Santa or a White\n      Elephant exchange? This \u003cstrong\u003ehumorous Christmas gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      suits friends, coworkers and the person who seems to have everything—\n      especially if they enjoy a cheeky joke.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280912412673.webp\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- FEATURE 6 --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"santa-feature\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003e📸 Ready for a Festive Close-Up\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      The exaggerated pose makes a playful subject for Christmas party\n      pictures, car decor snapshots or short videos. Let Santa become a\n      \u003cstrong\u003elighthearted talking point\u003c\/strong\u003e when friends spot where\n      the tissues come from.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564281214402561.webp\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- CLOSING --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"santa-footer\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003e✨ Make Room for Some Christmas Mischief\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Part festive decoration, part everyday tissue holder, this Santa\n      brings a little silliness to desks, living rooms and holiday get-togethers.\n      Add a \u003cstrong\u003echeeky finishing touch\u003c\/strong\u003e to your seasonal setup,\n      or have him ready for your next gift exchange.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- PACKAGE --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"santa-package\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003e🎁 Package Includes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e1 x Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- NOTES --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"santa-notes\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003e❗ Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n        Due to manual measurements, please allow slight measurement deviations.\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n        Due to the different display and lighting effects, the actual color\n        of the item may be slightly different from the color displayed in the picture.\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-09-21\/91077238518185985.webp\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- GUARANTEE --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"santa-guarantee\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003e🎄 OUR GUARANTEE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n        We believe we have some of the most innovative products in the world,\n        and we want to make sure we back that up with a risk-free 30-day guarantee.\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n        If for any reason you do not have a positive experience, we will make\n        every effort to ensure that you are satisfied with your purchase.\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n        We want you to rest assured that there is absolutely zero risk in\n        buying and trying out products. If you don't like it and don't feel\n        bad, we'll do it right.\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n        We email support. If you need help, please contact us.\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"ahlwocore","offers":[{"title":"One","offer_id":67758408990953,"sku":"58C26102202-One","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/0086\/4745\/files\/95564168874164225.webp?v=1792813502","url":"https:\/\/ahlwocore.com\/products\/funny-santa-butt-tissue-box","provider":"ahlwocore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}